Antonin Scalia Suspects His Friends Are Gay

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Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia gave an unusually candid interview with New York magazine where he revealed some interesting facts about himself that included his belief in the devil and some gay suspicions about certain friends.

The conservative icon maintains that he follows “the Catholic teaching” that homosexuality is wrong but it’s ok, he not a “hater of homosexuals” because he has gay friends.

I have friends that I know, or very much suspect, are homosexual,” Antonin Scalia confided in the interview.

He went on to say that none have ever come out to him – probably because he’s Antonin Scalia, the anti-gay Supreme Court Justice. But Scalia doesn’t care. When asked about Justice ­Kennedy being the Thurgood Marshall of gay rights Scalia responded with:

“I don’t know either. And, frankly, I don’t care. Maybe the world is spinning toward a wider acceptance of homosexual rights, and here’s Scalia, standing athwart it. At least standing athwart it as a constitutional entitlement.”

Other fun facts about Antonin Scalia that came out of the interview include:

  • Scalia hates the Washington Post – too liberal. The New York Times sucks too.
  • Scalia doesn’t want any Facebook friends – he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to be “friended” on the network.
  • Scalia likes Seinfeld – particularly the Soup Nazi episode. Something he can relate to?
  • The Devil is a real person who is trying to get people not to believe in him or in God – every Catholic believes that!
  • The F-word gets too much play in modern society – even ladies are using it!

As for his legacy, at the end of the day Scalia doesn’t give a crap what people think of him.

“You know, for all I know, 50 years from now I may be the Justice Sutherland of the late-twentieth and early-21st century, who’s regarded as: “He was on the losing side of everything, an old fogey, the old view.” And I don’t care.”

Via: New York Magazine

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