Awful Sorority Girl Resigns from Delta Gamma

Sorority Girl Rant

Well, I guess if A.J Clemente got fired for profanity, the Maryland Sorority girl should hand in her papers as well.

Rebecca Martinson, the author of the profantity-filled email to her sorority sisters that went uber viral last week, has resigned from the University of Maryland’s Delta Gamma sorority chapter.

The email, which brought as such treasures as “cunt punt”, lashed out at her fellow sorority sisters for being awkward and boring in front of some fraternity during Greek Week. Sorry, I mean “so f*cking AWKWARD and so f*cking BORING.”

Someone out there didn’t take too kindly to being told they “F*CKING SUCK” and passed it around. Eventually the letter reached Deadspin and Gawker and the whole thing quickly went viral.

In the end, Rebecca was the cunt who got punted because she wrote/was forced to write her resignation letter. The sorority’s official Facebook page referred to the email as “highly inappropriate and unacceptable” and stated that:

Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.”

The full text of the email can be seen here (it’s realllly long), but below are a couple of choice excerpts. Caution: this email is going to be a rough f*cking ride.

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f*cking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been F*CKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu.

Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE F*CKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE F*CKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE F*CKING SUCK SO FAR.

NO ONE F*CKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR F*CKING MATCHUP. I will f*cking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a f*ck if you SOR me, I WILL F*CKING ASSAULT YOU.

I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not f*cking awkward than 80 that are f*cking f*ggots.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a f*ck. Go f*ck yourself.

Regina George, is that you…?

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