Bill de Blasio Doesn’t Have Anything on Jeff Wagner

Jeff Wagner

Bill Thompson is reportedly conceding the Democratic primary, giving Bill de Blasio free reign to go head to head with Joe Lhota, the infamous anti-kitten candidate, in the New York City mayoral race.

If either candidate ever needs a little campaign advice, there’s a new Minneapolis mayoral candidate on the scene who’s showing everyone how it’s done. And he’s got a catchy slogan to boot: Wake the F*ck Up Mineapolis!!!

Jeff Wagner is one of nearly three dozen of candidates running for Mayor of Minneapolis, but the member of the Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party has a unique message and an even more unique way of delivering it.

After creepily emerging from a lake dripping wet in his underwear, Jeff Wagner makes Minneapolis a few solid promises.

“I will not take money from the developers. I will not take money from the political angle. I will not even go to the strip clubs anymore. Wake the f*ck up!”

Jeff Wagner says he would be “cool with” the mayoral salary of $100,000, although I’m pretty sure most of that would still go to the strip clubs, despite his promise. And another $20 might go towards another high quality campaign ad.

But at least Wagner is being inclusive. Unlike Anthony Weiner / Carlos Danger who only shows his dick outline to internet whores, Jeff Wagner is putting his on display for the whole world to see. So wake the f*ck up and vote for Jeff Wagner Minneapolis!

Via: The Huffington Post

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