Bill Thompson is reportedly conceding the Democratic primary, giving Bill de Blasio free reign to go head to head with Joe Lhota, the infamous anti-kitten candidate, in the New York City mayoral race.
If either candidate ever needs a little campaign advice, there’s a new Minneapolis mayoral candidate on the scene who’s showing everyone how it’s done. And he’s got a catchy slogan to boot: Wake the F*ck Up Mineapolis!!!
Jeff Wagner is one of nearly three dozen of candidates running for Mayor of Minneapolis, but the member of the Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party has a unique message and an even more unique way of delivering it.
After creepily emerging from a lake dripping wet in his underwear, Jeff Wagner makes Minneapolis a few solid promises.
“I will not take money from the developers. I will not take money from the political angle. I will not even go to the strip clubs anymore. Wake the f*ck up!”
Jeff Wagner says he would be “cool with” the mayoral salary of $100,000, although I’m pretty sure most of that would still go to the strip clubs, despite his promise. And another $20 might go towards another high quality campaign ad.
But at least Wagner is being inclusive. Unlike Anthony Weiner / Carlos Danger who only shows his dick outline to internet whores, Jeff Wagner is putting his on display for the whole world to see. So wake the f*ck up and vote for Jeff Wagner Minneapolis!
Via: The Huffington Post