Bryan Fischer: Conservatives Have More Sex… And Other News

Bryan Fischer

Christian radio host Bryan Fischer has figured out why liberals are so pro immigration:  because Liberals don’t have sex very often so they are concerned about being outnumbered by natural procreation.

“Conservatives are just outbreeding liberals, and that’s a huge problem for liberals, because there’s just gonna be more conservatives,” Fischer said.

Therefore they need more illegal immigrants to get green cards so there will be more liberals.

“We are breeding our own voters,” Fischer continued. “We are conceiving our own voters. They’ve gotta import them. They’re not producing them, so they’ve gotta import them.”

Sounds like Fischer was listening to Jeb Bush’s fertility speech… Via: Raw Story

HPV VaccineSomeone notify Jenny McCarthy! Vaccines work! Federal health officials have announced that in the last 10 years, the cases of human papillomavirus have dropped by 50 percent in teenage girls. The drop in the virus shows the success of the vaccine which was introduced  in 2006 and combats the HPV virus that exists in 70 percent of cervical-cancer cases. “These are striking results,” said Thomas R. Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. “They should be a wake-up call that we need to increase vaccination rates. The bottom line is this: It is possible to protect the next generation from cancer, and we need to do it.” But watch out, according to Rep. Michelle Bachmann, HPV vaccinations cause mental retardation. Oh wait, no, it’s listening to Michelle Bachmann that causes mental retardation. New York Times

StarbsStarbucks just got real. Starbucks beat the FDA to the punch and has decided on its own to post the calorie content of all its coffee drinks and food items in all its company-owned stores in the U.S. As part of the Affordable Care Act the FDA was supposed to release national rules for the national labeling required of all restaurants with at least 20 locations but things are going very slowly and the issue is still being debated. But not at Starbucks! Starting next Tuesday you will know ahead of time that your venti Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino Blended Crème is 670 calories and your morning scone is 460 calories. Maybe some people will switch over to the 15 calorie Americanos. Just don’t add sugar, milk or anything fun. The Atlantic

DronesNSA scandal + drone debate = surveillance drones. FBI Director Robert Mueller acknowledged the law enforcement agency uses drones for surveillance purposes. Mueller said that the agency does use them, but in a very, very minimal way. “We use it sparingly in dangerous situations where the risk to agents lives are at stake,” he told CNN. For example? Hostage situations such as the February stand-off with an Alabama man who shot dead a school bus driver and then took a five-year-old boy hostage. Fair enough. CNN

SerenaSerena Williams gave a very candid interview to Rolling Stone. Maybe a little too candid…. When discussing the Steubenville, Ohio, rape case, Serena told Rolling Stone she didn’t blame the victim but then totally went on to blame the victim. “I’m not blaming the girl, but if you’re a 16-year-old and you’re drunk like that, your parents should teach you—don’t take drinks from other people. She’s 16, why was she that drunk where she doesn’t remember? She shouldn’t have put herself in that position.” When the interview went to press, Serena felt bad – that it was published. The tennis champ took to her website Wednesday to apologize. “I am deeply sorry for what was written in the Rolling Stone article,” Williams wrote. “What was written—what I supposedly said—is insensitive and hurtful, and I by no means would say or insinuate that she was at all to blame.” Note: Rolling Stone has the recording. USA Today

Dolce and GabbanaDolce and Gabbana and prison time. The Italian fashion duo Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have been sentenced to jail in Italy for one year and eight months for tax evasion. The pair are accused of hiding millions of euros from Italian tax authorities. Dolce (and Gabbana) have denied the charges and are appealing their sentence. BBC News

In other Italy news, James Gandolfini died at age 51 in Rome.

One Response to “Bryan Fischer: Conservatives Have More Sex… And Other News”

  1. WhittyMcGee
    June 20, 2013 at 12:09 pm #

    This guys is the best ever! As if he thinks liberals want to beef up immigration because they’re getting out shagged by republicans, lol.

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