Chinese Invent Hairy Stockings to Deflect Perverts

Hairy Stockings

Perverts are a problem. The Indians dealt with it by creating an anti-rape bra that emits powerful shocks when touched and alerts the police. The Chinese have gone a simpler route by inventing hairy stockings.

A user Sina Weibo, China’s Twitter equivalent, uploaded a photo of hairy stockings designed to look like hairy man legs. The caption read: “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for young girls going out.” Super sexy indeed – especially in the summertime. The furry stockings are guaranteed to deflect any unwanted attention! Or guaranteed to have everyone stare at you and possibly get accosted by a French guy.

Surprisingly, the bushy legwear isn’t for everyone. The hairy stockings are receiving a mixed reaction from Sina Weibo users:

“Damn, so disgusting!!!’ commented one user.

Essential for the subway?’ said another.

“If it has come to this, why not just wear pants?”

And most importantly:

‘This will not only prevent against perverts, it’ll definitely also result in preventing handsome guys from approaching you.’

Note: handsome guys CANNOT be perverts. It’s a fact.

It’s unclear whether the inventor of the stockings is making them available for purchase, but they’ve definitely attracted a lot of attention. But is it unwanted attention?

Via: Metro

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