Contest Winning Grandpa Dies Before Cashing in on his Hooker Threesome

Grandpa Laid

Johnny Orris, the 86-year-old winner of Howard Stern’s “Get My Grandpa Laid” competition, died on Thursday after choking on a piece of steak, only hours before he was supposed to redeem his prize.

Orris’ grandson, Ed, nominated his grandpa for the Howard Stern competition, a promotion for Johnny Knoxville’s movie Bad Grandpa. Johnny Orris ended up winning the steamy prize – a night with two hookers at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada, where prostitution is legal.

Unfortunately Johnny choked to death on a piece of steak at a Lake Tahoe resort right before his night of hooker delight. Orris’ grandson tried using the Heimlich maneuver several times but was pronounced dead on the way to the hospital.

“This is the saddest day in Bunny Ranch history,” owner Dennis Hof told TMZ, “(Johnny Orris) was in frail health and had a hard time chewing and his muscles went soft to the point where he couldn’t spit it up.”

Even the hookers were upset.

The hookers were upset, they were crying. They were actually looking forward to hanging out with Johnny,” Howard Stern said on his show.

“I was not aware he was dead until 6 a.m. when they woke me up,” Caressa Kisses, one of the hookers, said. “I kept asking for him. I said, ‘Where is he? Where is he?’… I was in shock. I cried my eyes out. It was horrible. I thought it was a sick joke.”

Kisses also claimed Orris only wanted to shower with her and cuddle through the night – probably because he knew if he couldn’t even chew properly, the chances of him getting it up were pretty slim.

Johnny’s 49-year-old grandson, Ed, took the news the hardest.

“The guy was so full of life,” Ed said, adding that his grandpa had been looking forward to the night for months.

Despite his mourning, Ed still opted to cash in his grandpa’s prize and spent the night with a different, slightly less traumatized hooker.

Via: Reno Gazette-Journal

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