Courtney Stodden Gets Non-Padded Double D’s… And Other News

Courtney Stodden Boob Job

Teen bride, pop music “sensation” and porn iguana lookalike Courtney Stodden took a break from putting out hit singles such as “Don’t Put it On Me Girl” and “Reality” to go under the knife.

Filming the entire process, Courtney went from a C cup to a couple of double D’s. Courtney has long insisted her boobs were real – even going so far as to appear on the Dr. Drew show to prove that she doesn’t have implants. Instead she was known for using excessive padding to enhance her figure and create the illusion of double D’s (see picture below). PaddingI guess she finally realized the push up bras weren’t fooling anybody… But now the 18-year-old can finally throw away the all padding and show off what the surgeon gave her. The teen bride told E! News she “just loves” the way her shape looks and insists her grandfather father much older husband Doug Hutchison has nothing to do with her decision.

No one encouraged me, it was all me,” Courtney Stodden noted. “He was actually kind of against it at first and we got into little debates about it, but I won and here I am.

“My results are looking incredible and very sexy. Looking forward to slipping into a bikini. . .or out of it!”

I don’t know – those things look pretty painful… Huffington Post

North WestAccording to TMZ, who acquired/stole the newborn’s birth certificate from the Cedars-Sinair hospital in Los Angeles, the Kimye baby has a name. North West. Ugh. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West forgo the letter K and decided to go in another direction. Hopefully, for the sake of the child, this is just a temporary name, otherwise that’s the second problem the baby will have to deal with (the first problem being looking a female version on Kanye West with an ass the size of Texas). TMZ

PLaneA close call: A Delta Airlines Boeing 747 and a commuter jet came too close for comfort over New York City after the big plane missed its landing and soared into the air just after the smaller aircraft had taken off. The two planes came within 200ft vertically and half a mile (800m) horizontally from one another, which in layman’s terms is dangerously close. Chicago Tribune

Dog Meat FestivalLunchtime in China: featuring dog meat. Despite the objections of animal activists, the southern city of Yulin went ahead with a dog meat festival. The activists complained that many of the dogs were abducted strays and pets being slaughtered at unlicensed butcheries. But the city of Yulin argues that it’s a tradition and eating dog meat with lychee fruit on the summer solstice is good for health. Other have a different attitude: “Thousands of dogs will be eaten at a dog meat festival in Yulin,” wrote one Weibo (Chinese Twitter) user, Yu Jichun. “As long as such a festival still exists in China, this country can’t start talk about becoming civilized.” LA Times

Fritzl HouseNo one wants to live in a basement apartment – especially a basement apartment where Josef Fritzl imprisoned his daughter for 24-years and fathered seven children with her. As a result, the cramped, windowless dungeon will be filled in with cement and sealed off – as per the family’s request. The house, about 60 miles west of Vienna, will still go up for sale though once the basement is cemented off. Not sure who would want to buy it, but neighbours are calling for the house to be demolished so Amstetten is no longer seen as “Fritzl Town”. NBC News

Louie GohmertTexas Representative Louie Gohmert is sick and tired of poor people eating fancy food! The Republican congressman complained that Democrats had portrayed Republicans as evil because they supported a measure to cut nearly 2 million low-income people off the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program – mainly impacting working families with children. Gohmert denied it was “evil” to cut food stamps because poor people used the program to purchase extravagant foods such as king crab legs. How does he know that? Because a couple of constituents told him they saw poor people buying crab. And that’s all the proof he needs to shut down the whole thing! No crab for anyone! The average US food stamp benefit is about $30 a week – about the same as a pound of king crab legs. So… he probably made this story up. But he didn’t stop there – Gohmert also argued that poor people are too fat, so they can’t possibly need food assistance:

“We don’t want anyone to go hungry, and from the amount of obesity in this country by people who we’re told do not have enough to eat, it does seem like we could have a debate about this issue without allegations about wanting to slap down or starve children.” Raw Story

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