Nothing Says the Fourth of July Like 69 Hotdogs… And Other News

Fourth of July

Happy Fourth of July Americats!

And what’s more patriotic than competing in a hot dog eating contest on the Fourth of July? NOTHING. The annual Fourth of July Nathan’s hot-dog eating contest took place on Coney Island today and two wieners winners emerged: six-time defending champing Joey Chestnut who downed 69 hotdogs and buns in 10 minutes for his seventh consecutive victory and Sonya “Black Widow” Thomas who shoved 36 3/4 hotdogs into her 100-pound frame to win the women’s title. It doesn’t get more American than overeating heavily processed food. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Huffington Post

MandlaFamily Feud: Nelson Mandela style. While Nelson Mandela is slowing dying in a Pretoria hospital, his family is engulfed in an epic family fued – sadly one that is not hosted by Richard Dawson. Nelson Mandela’s eldest grandson Mandla (Mandla Mandela?) has accused his relatives of being vengeful and seeking to control the former South African president’s legacy. The fued started when Mandla ordered the transfer of three of Mandela’s children’s bodies from the nearby village of Qunu, where Mr. Mandela was raised, to his own compound in Mvezo, the village where Mr. Mandela was born. This was back in 2011. Last week family members took Mandla to court, saying he had moved the bodies without their knowledge or consent. Fast forward to Wednesday when the bodies were taken from their unmarked graves in Mvezo to a nearby hospital for DNA testing and then reburied in the Mandela family graveyard in Qunu. Question is – where will Mandela be buried? BBC News

Transgender Washroom DilemmaNo more transgendered bathroom confusion in California! Or maybe more confusion? A bill passed this week in California that would allow transgender children to choose sports teams and restrooms based on gender identity and not sex at birth. Supporters of the bill say the new law will protect transgender students from bullying and abuse. Oppenents of the bill say sexual shananigans are bound to happen such as young predators using an opposite-sex bathroom to victimize other students. To which Democratic state Sen. Ricardo Lara respondended: “To date there’s been no single reported incident of any misconduct. Let’s not confuse silly behavior issues with sensitive gender-identity issues.” The bill is now headed for Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown’s desk for a signature. CBS News

Ted Nugent for PresTed Nugent for president? This could be even better than the time Donald Trump thought he could run… Washed up rock star and gun enthusiast Ted Nugent says he’s considering running in 2016 and already has a campaign slogan: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” Not bad. Nugent toyed with the idea of running for Michigan governor in 2006 and 2010 but now he’s looking to go bigger. “Things are just so wrong in the country now,” Nugent said. “And I know that my answers would make things wonderful, unless you just refuse to produce, and then I’d recommend that you move to Canada. Or Illinois.” Please don’t send us your castaways Ted. Washington Post

McCannSix years later, Madeleine McCann still hasn’t been found but the Scotland Yard haven’t given up home! Well, actually they did give up hope in 2008 but now they’re back on the case! London police are re-opening the investigation into the 2007 disappearance of then-3-year-old Madeleine McCann. UK officers have identified 38 “people of interest” in connection with the disappearance in Portugal of the British toddler. With new evidence and witnesses, the inspector in charge of the inquiry, says that there is reason to believe the British girl is still alive. CNN

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