Man Sends Cat Poop To Companies That Didn’t Hire Him

Cat Poop

Missouri resident Jevon Brown has admitted to mailing cat poop to companies that passed on hiring him.

After being turned down for numerous jobs, Brown decided to let his prospective employers know how he felt (crappy) by sending them packages of cat poop. While Brown doesn’t necessarily sound like the ideal candidate, but he could have been worse – he could have mailed his own feces.

U.S. Postal Service inspectors tracked 20 packages of cat poop back to the unemployed 58-year-old St. Louis man. Amid the glaring evidence, Brown fessed up to the crime and pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of mailing injurious articles.

“This is not a victimless crime,” said Assistant U.S. Attorney John Bodenhausen in court last Friday, adding that the packages could have harmed postal workers and anyone whose mail was adjacent to Brown’s packages. Meh. A little toxoplasmosis never hurt anyone – except maybe all those pregnant women and their unborn children…

Officials went easy on Brown because he had no prior criminal record and let him off with probation.  And despite having “cat poop delivery man” on his resume, Brown says he has undergone counseling and has recently found a job.

Via: Huffington Post

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