French Protester Dumps A Massive Pile of Poop Outside the French National Assembly

Massive Pile of Poop

The French give a sh*t and they’re not afraid to show it! A truck with the slogan “Out with Hollande and the whole political class!” dumped a large pile of horse poop in front of the Government building today.

The driver of the poop truck was clearly not a fan of President Francois Hollande’s increasingly unpopular policies. The man, who works as a horse breeder, dumped the manure to protest a recent tax hike on equestrian activities.

Interesting approach. In America, they just dump the horse sh*t inside their assembly building. Or is that the bull sh*t?

The driver of the truck was apprehended by police shortly after releasing his load of poop and is expected to face charges. But it’s nothing he can’t handle; word on the street has it that he’s been arrested for similar feces-related protests in the past.

Despite the massive pile of poop outside his door, Hollande is probably still giddy from his 2 point jump in support following the news of his alleged affair with French actress Julie Gayet. His excitement (and potentially the pile of horse sh*t blocking his way) is probably what’s keeping him from visiting his partner, Valérie Trierweiler, who has been in hospital for the past six days following the news of the alleged affair.

Trierweiler has reportedly told friends that she is “deeply hurt” by Hollande’s failure to visit her in hospital. Maybe she should try getting his attention – perhaps by dumping a massive pile of poop outside his house?

Via: The Independent

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