Nigella Lawson Gets Dumped Via The Daily Mail

Divorce via Daily Mail

Nothing says “amicable divorce proceedings” like announcing your breakup in the Daily Mail!

Art collector / colossal douchebag Charles Saatchi announced he was divorcing television chef Nigella Lawson through the Daily Mail – before he even told her.

Trouble in paradise rumours began last month after Saatchi was photographed grabbing his wife’s throat during a public argument at a London restaurant. Saatchi played the incident off as a “playful tiff” and insisted he was barely choking her. The police gave him a playful slap on the wrist and sent him on his merry way.

Nigella, on the advice of her publicist, chose not to speak out about the incident. This, apparently, did not sit well with Saatchi. He claims part of the reason for their split was that she didn’t defend his honor after their very public and very physical fight. So the obvious next step was to make a statement in the Daily Mail that he’s divorcing Nigella after 10 years of marriage, because she didn’t defend him at all to the media.

I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way,” Saatchi said in the Daily Mail.

The full Daily Mail statement is below.

Daily Mail Statement

Still, it could be worse for the celebrity chef. She could be Paula Deen.

Via: The Daily Mail

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