Santa Claus is White Because Martin Luther King was Black

Megyn Kelly Santa Claus

Last week, Fox News Host Megyn Kelly sparked some heated debate over Santa Claus’s race. Kelly argued that Santa was white because “he just is”, the same way that Jesus is white – he just is!!

Kelly claimed that both Santa and Jesus are historical figures and their whiteness is a “verifiable fact,” despite the fact that Santa Claus is an imaginary elf and Jesus is widely believed to be a Jew with a rather dark complexion. Kelly received some flack for her assertions from the liberal media but libertarian radio host Neal Boortz has her back on this one.

Filling in for Herman McCain on his radio show, Boortz and some random caller stick up for Megyn Kelly and her vision of a white Christmas.

“Yeah, I’m sorry, Santa Claus is white!” Boortz exclaims. “Okay? Deal with it!”

“Everything has got to be black now, it doesn’t matter what it is,” the caller complains.

“You know, I’m going to scream and complain because Martin Luther King is always portrayed as black,” Boortz quips. “It just ain’t right.”

Well there go all of Herman McCain’s listeners…

So…. let me get this straight: Martin Luther King is black, Jesus is questionably white, Santa is an imaginary elf, and Neal Boortz is borderline retarded?

Via: Buzzfeed 

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