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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Defends The Biebs

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Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor knows what it’s like to come out of a drunken stupor and realize you’ve gotten yourself into a bit of trouble, so it’s no surprise that Ford is backing up the Biebs.

Justin Bieber is back in Toronto to turn himself in after being charged with assaulting a limousine driver last month. According to police, the limo picked up the Biebs and five wannabe Biebers outside a nightclub in the early hours of 30 December.

“While driving the group to a hotel, an altercation occurred between one of the passengers and the driver of the limousine,” a police statement said.

“In the course of the altercation, a man struck the limousine driver on the back of the head several times.

“The driver stopped the limousine, exited the vehicle and called police. The man who struck him left the scene before police arrived.”

Bieber was subsequently charged with one count of assault, or what Rob Ford calls child’s play.

Bieber turned himself in at a Toronto police station on Wednesday amid swarming paparazzi and screaming girls. The pop star/Canada’s worst export is scheduled to appear in court in Toronto on March 10.

This latest arrest comes just a week after the Biebs was arrested and charged for driving under the influence in Florida. Law enforcement sources are now saying that the Biebs tested positive for alchohol, marijuana and Xanax. New reports also reveal that Bieber was “excited,” “talkative,” “insulting” and “cocky” and “used profanity”. That sounds about right.

But while the whole world is laughing at Bieber’s downwards spiral, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford – who coincidently was also arrested in Miami, Florida back in 1999 for driving under the influence and possessing marijuana – refuses to slam the singer.

“You know what, he’s a young guy,” Ford told the radio hosts on Thursday, “At 19 years old I wish I was as successful as he was.”

“He’s 19 years old guys, think back to when you were 19, you know.”

If Rob Ford is out smoking crack, drinking and driving, and shouting death threats at half the city at 44 years old, I hate to think what he was like at 19.

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Via: The Globe and Mail

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Man Pays $100,000 To Look Like Justin Bieber… And Other News

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There are Beliebers, and then there’s this guy. Toby Sheldon, a 33-year-old songwriter from Los Angeles, paid nearly $100,000 to transform himself into Justin Bieber.

Sheldon’s obsession with looking like the 19-year-old pop star began in 2008 when Justin Bieber shot to stardom. Sheldon became infected with Bieber Fever and all he could think was “I want to look like him!” And so the extensive plastic surgery began… The five year long journey to look like the Biebs included three hair transplants, face and lips fillers, Botox and Aquamid injections, eye surgery to lift his upper eyelids, liposuction on his chin, and a three-part smile surgery. Was it worth it? Judging from the before and after pictures, no, it was not. Most would agree it was money well wasted, but not Sheldon – he loves it! Even though Sheldon is happy with his new pre-pubescent look, he hasn’t perfect it. Next on the list: a nose job and jaw reduction. Daily Mail

GagaDamn it! Bradley/Chelsea Manning is at it again… Oh wait, no this is another secretly flamboyant military leaker. Michael Vannak Khem Misiewicz, a high-profile U.S. Navy commanding officer, has been charged with trading classified information for Lady Gaga concert tickets. Misiewicz, 46, gave sensitive and classified information and arranged for ships to visit certain ports where the CEO of Glenn Defense Marine Asia Ltd had contracts. In return, the CEO gave Misiewicz five tickets to a Lady Gaga concert in Thailand in 2012, along with some other stuff including prostitutes. Although to be fair, hookers only cost about 50 cents in Thailand so it wasn’t much of a bribe. Washington Times

Russian orphans in IrkutskEither Russia just realized that gay marriage has been legal in Canada for over eight years or they’re just being dicks. Actually either way they’re being dicks. Russia has decided to take a hardline against Canada’s gay ways by suspending Canada-Russia adoptions – straight or gay. But it’s not just Canada that’s bearing the brunt of the recent anti-gay Russian policies. Russia is closing adoptions to all countries that allow same-sex marriages. I’m sure those kids will be much better off growing up in a Russian orphanage than being raised in a tolerant society with a loving family. CBC News

dzhokhar-tsarnaevIt wasn’t me! Experts say that Boston Marathon Bomber #2, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, and his lawyers may try to avoid the death penalty by arguing he fell under the murderous influence of his older brother. Just how murderous was his influence? Well, prosecutors now say that Boston Marathon Bomber #1, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, may have been involved in a 2011 triple homicide. A friend of the brothers told investigators that Tamerlan participated in the unsolved killings of three men – one of whom was Tamerlan’s friend.  The bodies were found in an apartment with their throats slit and some marijuana sprinkled over their corpses. Was that his idea of making it look like a drug overdose? Associated Press

Blast DoorWell, this is reassuring. Four Air Force officers, entrusted with keeping the doors closed to prevent intruders entering a top secret area, left the blast doors open while they slept. This is the second time this year officers have accidentally left open the blast door to their underground command post that holds nuclear-tipped missiles. The cause of both missteps? Naps. Instead of being sent home to rest, the officers were punished. What kind of punishment? A non-judicial punishment! So… a spanking? Associated Press

facebook-beheadingsOops, our bad! Facebook continues to flip flop over whether or not users of the social network site can post graphic beheading clips. First it was totally fine, then they imposed a ban, then they lifted the ban, and then two days after the ban was revealed they pulled a u-turn and now the ban is back!  The controversial video clip of a woman being beheaded has been removed from Facebook and the company has issued more new rules about what can be shared on its site. Jesus Facebook, pick a policy and stick with it! The site will still allow some graphic content, but Warning: it will come with a warning. BBC News

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Justin Bieber Pees in Unlucky Mop Bucket

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The headline pretty much says it all, but TMZ has obtained a video of pop star Justin Bieber urinating in a mop bucket in a restaurant’s kitchen and then yelling “F*ck Bill Clinton” for some unknown reason.

As TMZ notes, “Justin Bieber is an oblivious, self-important little twit who goes out of his way to make the working man’s life miserable”. Not to mention the mop bucket’s life.

Diaper pantsApparently Canada’s national nightmare was in a New York City nightclub/restaurant earlier this year and he couldn’t find a bathroom – so the next logical step was to find a mop bucket. The leaked video shows the singer in a pair of his usual diaper pants (pictured on the right) peeing into a mop bucket as his posse cheers him on. Why he didn’t just go in his diaper pants is anyone’s guess. Isn’t that what they’re there for?

That’s the coolest spot to piss,” one of the people in Bieber’s entourage says in the video. “You know, you’ll forever remember that. You’re not going to remember pissing in the restroom.”

He’ll definitely remember it forever now…

Before leaving the kitchen, Bieber took some cleaning fluid and instead using it to clean up his mess, sprayed it on a framed photo of Bill Clinton, yelling “F*ck Bill Clinton.” Not sure what his problem with Bill Clinton is, but whatever it is I’m sure the Biebs had it coming.

Wait a minute… Justin Bieber knows who Bill Clinton is? 


Via: TMZ

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Current Event Cat of the Day: Anne Frank

Current Event Cat - Anne Frank

Justin Bieber (the Biebs), visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam over the weekend and left an unbeliebably special note for Anne in the guestbook.

Bieber toured the museum for over an hour, learning how Anne Frank hid in an attic for years before being captured by the Nazis and eventually dying in a concentration camp. The Biebs was so inspired by her story he wrote:

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

Yes, that was his first thought. She went through a lot, but was she a belieber?

Note: this is not an Onion news article. The Anne Frank House posted the note on its official Facebook page, so you know it’s legit. The comments are a must read!

Bieber was in town to give a concert in Arnhem in the Netherlands. Next stop: Auschwitz, where the Biebs will reflect on whether his music could have stopped the Holocaust.

Although, to be fair to the Biebs, he can’t possibly be aware of what happened during the Holocaust since he is not familiar with the word “German”.

Via: Current Event Cats

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Bieber Causes British Outrage


Canada’s secret shame and diaper pants enthusiast, Justin Bieber, disappointed UK fans last night by showing up two hours late on the first night of his UK tour.

Bieber angered young fans (and their parents) by making his first appearance at 10:35pm, well past the average bedtime of his fan base. Parents with young kids left the show before it started and took to Twitter to express their bieber anger (bieber anger new cure for bieber fever?).

The Biebs in turn also took to Twitter to apologize, because apparently Biebers and Bielebers can only communicate through this medium.

“Last night I was scheduled after 3 opening acts to go on stage at 935 not 830 but because of some technical issues I got on at 10:10. There is no excuse and I apologise for anyone we upset. However it was great show and I’m proud of that.”

Ok Biebs. I suppose the British are used to waiting for shows (see below) but there’s a different between waiting for Guns’n’Roses or the Rolling Stones and waiting for Justin Bieber.

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Maybe he was still upset about the circus-themed 19th birthday party he through himself which got ruined when members of his entourage got into a fight with club security.

Poor Little Bieber

Awww. Poor little millionaire bieby.

Via: The Daily Beast

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