Trick or Treat? Step On The Scale First.

Trick or Treat Halloween

A North Dakota (or possibly Minnesota) woman is handing out delicious Halloween treats to children this year. Unless you’re a fat kid – then you get a trick in the form of a condescending letter.

The woman, known as Cheryl, has taken childhood obesity into her own hands, deciding to give a letter instead of candy to Halloween trick or treaters that she feels are “moderately obese.”

Cheryl called in to radio station WRIG and explained her plan.

“I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight… I think it’s just really irresponsible of parents to send them out looking for free candy just ’cause all the other kids are doing it,” the woman said.

So instead of handing out healthy snacks to everyone, Cheryl is going for the judgmental letter that singles out the moderate to extreme fatties.

The letter reads:

“You [sic] child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season. My hope is that you will step up and parent and ration candy this Halloween and not allow your child to continue these unhealthy eating habits.”

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Well, at least the festive jack-o-lantern softens the “your kid is a fatass” blow. Thanks clip-art!

As for Cheryl, this Halloween she can expect to receive a lot of toilet paper and perhaps some flaming bags of dog poop.

Via: Raw Story 

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